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performers are moths, accepting that pain comes with chasing the limelight.

Phelps, who has Earned a collection of gold that the Royals of old would have coveted. Farah and Bolt, who are Out of this world, leaving Record books battered and buffeted. McIlroy, Tiger, and All of the others who Now reach par fives with their irons. Clubs like Real, Barcelona, and Bayern, Ever not tirin' in Every environs. Novak, Serena, and Rafa, oh my, How resilient and Ageless and strong! Not to mention LeBron, Crosby, Brady, and Bonds, who've Inspired the youth for so long. Never before were there so many GOATs on our Diamonds and pitches and courts. Remarkable days. Unbelievable feats. I mean, Gosh, what a great time for Sport

Cheating's the worst of the problems in sports. The dopers, the divers, and those of that sort. But second and third of the things worth deploring Are the dovetailed fixations on winning and scoring. Watch any highlights reel, read a synopsis, And nothing exists past the penalty boxes. If it wasn't a shot, than it needn't have happened, But they'll show you five views of a nondescript tap-in. Goals can be awesome and goals can be lame; They're no better or worse than the rest of the game. "A goal is a goal" the way food is just food, And comparing a pizza to broccoli's just rude. A goal's not inherently nicer to view Than a killer first to

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